Anipals Around World Gather & Speak Out

October 6, 2012

World Anipal Political Convention (#WAPC)

Animals around da world spoke out on October 6, expressing their views on issues impawtent to all animals. Here’s what anipals said.

U.S. VP Catidate Snickers

@Jack4Presidente speaking at WAPC, “I finks anipals should be treated with highest dignity! Food and loving homes for all. Humans there to pamper us, give us snacks and treats.”

Jack is running on the Paw ticket. If you missed his speech, it’s available on YouTube.

From @RumpyDog in Tennessee, “DeDe here. Why don’t they have Medicare for us older dogs?”

U.S. Vice President Catidate Snickers, running mate to @JeremyforPrez speaking at WAPC today, “Anipals need affordable healthcare,discounts for multiple pets,better insurance without preexisting condition restriction. Stop wars and use funds for more NoKill shelters. Would make jobs for humans also. Definitely tax breaks to help anipals find forever homes.”

@The_Tardis_Toms

“Everyone who wants a pet should be checked out first to make sure they are fit to do so!” from @The_Tardis_Toms of Somerset, England.

“If one harms an animal they should be punished & never allowed to become a guardian again'” says D Cunningham (@Skye613) from Florida.

@TonyTiger2000 tells WAPC attendees that his legal team @ADLF is petitioning for him to be released to a reputable sanctuar. Read more. http://chn.ge/QMDcQD.

For anipals not able to attend WAPC, you can still submit opinions to @TheMooshies for posting to da bloggie. 


Jeremy for Prez Opens World Anipal Political Convention

October 5, 2012

Jeremy for Prez, WAPC host and featured speaker

“Welcome to our first World Anipal Political Convention, where anipals have a venue in which to voice their issues, concerns and values. We come together not as dog and cat, hamster and parrot. But as brothers and sisters in the fight for better treatment for animals the world OVER!”

“Please take this opportunity to use your meows, bleats and barks to send a message to hoomans that we will not be treated poorly and with violence, without our basic civil rights, any longer!”

Welcoming remarks from @JeremyforPrez, host of World Anipal Poltical Convention, October 6, 2012 (WAPC). Tweet your opinion. Use hashtag #wapc. See animal issues list. 


MEET THE PRESIDENTIAL CATIDATES

February 20, 2012

@JEREMYFORPREZ

The Mooshie Chronicles is talkin to all da catidates running for president of the United States. Da editors, Marcella and Whitey, recently talked to @JeremyforPrez about his position on major issues.

Mooshie Chronicles (MC): What do you fink are da top issues in America now? 

@JeremyforPrez

@JeremyforPrez: I believe the most burning issue of the day is the violence that is so pervasive in human society. They seem to need to destroy themselves, animals, our environment and one another.  This must stop. This is the primary reason why I am running–to stop the violence and end the Wars.

MC: Do you fink pets should get health insurance coverage too and why?

@JeremyforPrez: Health insurance is a big topic this election cycle, and for good reason.  All animals have the right to live healthy and free.  Our wild brothers and sisters have chosen their life.  Should an individual decide to come into society health insurance will be immediately granted.  There needs to be an emphasis placed on this issue.  I believe health insurance for anipals should be in the form of subsidies granted to human staffs, since let’s face it they have pockets and so can carry cash for payments.  One gun or drone airplane buys alot of dental hygeine!

MC: Do you see a role for all animals in helping revive the U.S. economy and creating jobs?
 @JeremyforPrez: I see a role for animals,who wish to participate in our nation’s economy. Wild animals or those sadly many who do not have homes need not be burdened as they contribute minimally to out economy at large. But for those animals,who do participate, we need to ratchet up our demands,on our staffs for products.  Catnip production should be tripled as just one example! Toys–demand a new toy every week!  The more we stimulate our economy thru spending on us the better recovery for all!

MC: What iz your position on immigration? Should foreign pets be allowed to visit and move to U.S.?
@JeremyforPrez:  There should never be forced immigration of animals, goes without saying.  But animals who wish to become a part of our great nation should be welcomed with open arms! Animals–the more the merrier. I realize there is a lack of forever homes in this country but as long as an anipal wishes to become a part of this great society I say welcome! Immigration has been the force that has driven our creativity our brilliance and our purrs!

MC: What would yoo like to tell American people and pets?
@JeremyforPrez:  I would like to say that the answer to human woe is simple.  Stop the fighting. Stop accepting capital punishment for anipals.  Stop warring against your neighbor!  Imagine the things that could be done to promote peace and harmony with no financial burden of a bloated war machine.  It all begins at home.  This is why I am running for president of the U.S.  The violence must stop.  And I do not believe any human can get that task accomplished.

The Mooshie Chronicles provides equal opportunity for all anipals running for president of the U.S. Tweet us at @themooshies if you would like to provide your position on the major issues.


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